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Thor Chews Copenhagen
As some of you might know, I’m a backwoods hillbilly from a podunk chicken-fucker town in the Ozarks, and therefore ... -
Let’s Talk About This Obscure Cephalic Carnage/Anal Blast Split
One day I was at my local record store, trying to find some solid grindcore or goregrind. I was looking ... -
Unit 731 Release Promo Track; “Immolation” Burns My Unit
I’ve slept on this pretty hard, as it was released exactly a week ago. BUT, tis better to mosh now ... -
Slam Jamz: An Overview of Boastful Wiggnorance
My beginning stages with metal centered on the “mallrat” end of the spectrum. However, my transition into deeply underground brutality ... -
Let the Beatdown Commence!
Hello, fellow metal nerds! Let me start by saying that it’s an honor to be able to write for you ...
