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Call the Slambulance

I'm a hillbilly at heart, but who doesn't love some good ol' Mike Jones? Let me see some hammers!

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    I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL FIGHT YOU SO HARD

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    The Slambulance is back, my dudes.
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    Nov

    Thor Chews Copenhagen

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    As some of you might know, I’m a backwoods hillbilly from a podunk chicken-fucker town in the Ozarks, and therefore ...
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    Let’s Talk About This Obscure Cephalic Carnage/Anal Blast Split

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    One day I was at my local record store, trying to find some solid grindcore or goregrind. I was looking ...
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  • 13
    Aug

    Unit 731 Release Promo Track; “Immolation” Burns My Unit

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    I’ve slept on this pretty hard, as it was released exactly a week ago. BUT, tis better to mosh now ...
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  • 8
    Aug

    Slam Jamz: An Overview of Boastful Wiggnorance

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    By Call the Slambulance
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    My beginning stages with metal centered on the “mallrat” end of the spectrum. However, my transition into deeply underground brutality ...
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  • 18
    Jul

    Let the Beatdown Commence!

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    By Call the Slambulance
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    Hello, fellow metal nerds! Let me start by saying that it’s an honor to be able to write for you ...
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