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I'm a hillbilly at heart, but who doesn't love some good ol' Mike Jones? Let me see some hammers!

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    The Slambulance is back, my dudes.
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    As some of you might know, I’m a backwoods hillbilly from a podunk chicken-fucker town in the Ozarks, and therefore ...
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    One day I was at my local record store, trying to find some solid grindcore or goregrind. I was looking ...
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    My beginning stages with metal centered on the “mallrat” end of the spectrum. However, my transition into deeply underground brutality ...
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    Hello, fellow metal nerds! Let me start by saying that it’s an honor to be able to write for you ...
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