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Review: Cara Neir — Perpetual Despair is the Human Condition
I was not going to write about this album, in part because I’ve already written about Cara Neir this year. ... -
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Don’t Mess with the Dark Arts, Kids, or Sorguinazia Will Get You
If you’ve got sixteen minutes to spare and you’re open to spending them in exquisite spiritual agony, Sorguinazia has got ... -
The Halloween Dance Mix 2K16
It’s my party and I’ll die if I want to. Die if I want to. Die if I want to. -
Theologian & Lament Cityscape Collaborate on Soft Tissue
When you woke up this morning, the first word out of your mouth was not a groggy, prolonged “Fuck.” You ... -
The Porcelain Throne: Atrox
In which Norwegian freaks Atrox are granted the honor of popping a squat upon the highest, cleanest, pearly-whitest toilet in the land, so that they ... -
Sunday Sesh: Hand-Me-Down Metal
In which we begrudgingly acknowledge the people whose charity or financial desperation helped usher us toward our love of metal. -
Flush It Friday: The Miscellaneous Grievances Edition
It is Friday, my doobs. Flushing must commence. I have nothing substantial to bitch about, but the Toilet Gods demand ... -
Wolves in Heat: The Cure for Your Election Blues
Wolves may not be all that badass anymore tbh, but to those of you wearing wolf/wolves shirts as you read this, ... -
Review: Barghest/Teeth Split
In the words of fellow Toilet writer Richter: “Splits, man. I’m not usually a fan. In the best of my ...
