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This Toilet Tuesday (3/31/26)
O Odious & Odorous One, O Throne White as Bone, Thy congregation speaks to Thee through the bellowing of bowels. ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/24/26)
O Diarrheal Duke, O Plumbèd Prince, Thy walls are enscribed with the turds of the prophets. This week, we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/17/26)
O Great Bowl Below, O Potty Pandemonic, secret away our secretions and absolve our asses. This week, we’ve got homework, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/10/26)
O Titan ov #2, O Faustian Facility, with every kernel of truth, we reveal ourselves to you. This week, we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/3/26)
O Wicked WC, O Devilish Dunny, may Thy pipes carry our detritus to the drainèd depths. This week, we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/24/26)
O Blizzard Bowl Beast, O Bathroom ov Beelzebub, Thy frigid hand hath brought forth gooseflesh. This week, we’ve got a ... -
Weekly Welease Wednesday (2/18/26)
O wrathful Rim, Thou who destroyed the Hemorrhoid, we offer this offal to the bowl below. This week, we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/10/26)
O Frigid Feculator, O Hershey-Squirt Heresiarch, take the plunge for Thy acolytes, that we may flush free. This week, we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/3/26)
O Shivering Shidhouse, O Wintry Water Closet, release our collective tushes from torpor. This week, we’ve got Joyce-core, bovine battlehammers, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/27/26)
O Snowbound Bowl, locked in Dante’s 9th, Thy frosted rim doth tug my loins asunder. This week, we’ve got cyclical ...
