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This Toilet Tuesday (1/6/26)
O Bellwether Bowl, O Herald ov Hemorrhoids, may our visitations be regular and productive in the year of our Latrine, ... -
Exclusive Track Premiere: Fossilization’s “Disentombed And Reassembled By The Ages”
Long before the first brow ridge jutted above Australopithecine eyes, terrible lizards ruled the world with no need for large ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/30/25)
O Final Fecality, O Yultide Urinal, we send off 2K25 with a splash in the Bowl. Yes, it’s another tiny ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2025 W/ IRON GODDESS OF MERCY, SPEAR, & ROLDERATHIS!
TovH’s Country is a delightfully expected banger of a LISTMANIA 2K25 DAY VII by the metal band IGoM, Spear & ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/23/25)
On the 666th Day ov TovHmas, my trve hate gave to me The shortest TTT you’ve ever seen Abyssarium – ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2025 W/ 365 DAYS OF HORROR & JOE THRASHNKILL
On one of the posts, one of the “writers” (who – unlike me – is too pussy to write under ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2025 W/ MEGACHILES & JOAQUIN STICK!
In case of any investigation by any federal metal blog or similar, I am listening to TovH’s LISTMANIA 2K25 DAY ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2025 W/ FALXIFER & RELIQUARY TOWER!
shining sucks. heqq that shid. ABBA, Boyz II Men, etc. is where its at – real metal with balls! also ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/16/25)
O Chaplain ov Constipation, O Unholy See(t), Thy waters grow shallow, with few bergy bits to cling to. This week, ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2025 W/ METAL-AGED MOM & GAGE!
Immune to sentiment & personal drama, LISTMANIA 2K25 DAY 3 examines lists beyond the subjective, through the eyes of logic, ...









