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This Toilet Tuesday (7/22/25)
O Sewage Scavenger, O Industrious Ivory, we beseech Thee: taketh our pee. This week, we’ve got scumdogs, fungi, and one ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (7/15/25)
Worm corpses wither; heat rising from tarmac blurs the world; I am a whiny baby fledgling that cannot stand the ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (7/8/25)
O Baleful Bemis, O Flushéd Father, swirl away all memory of our mastication. This week, we’ve got angry shotguns, fire ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (7/1/25)
O August Bowl ov the Abyss, O Greatest ov Crap Crimes (the second being Reliquary Tower with an upset tummy), ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (6/24/25)
As the heat dome descends on much of the US, the waters of the Bowl are more crucial than ever—a ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (6/17/25)
O Carnivorous Crap Keeper, O Tamer ov Tumultuous Tummies, deliver us from our inner turmoil. This week we’ve got sheep ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (6/10/25)
O Bowl of Thy Soul, O Portal ov Püüp, Thy roar is ferocious as a maelstrom. This week, we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (6/3/25)
O Deity ov Dookies, O Vile Vessel, suffer us as we soil Thy basin. This week, we’ve got skirmishing serpents, ... -
Weekly Welease Wednesday (5/28/25)
O Statuesque Stall ov Stool, O Great Throne ov Whitest Bone, obliterate down Thy pipes the feces of our species. ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (5/20/25)
O Carnal Commode, O Soiled Savior, brush our souls like the bristles cleanse Thy white walls. This week, we’ve got ...
