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TOP ALBUMS OV 2025 W/ BROCK SAMSON & VOIDED GRIMACE!
I found out why – after a few dozens of amazing reviews, each one fabulous to read – the rest ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/9/25)
O Canorous Can, O Thirsty Thunderbox, Thy rim grows frigid as Dante’s Ninth Circle. This week, we’ve got stinky sussurations, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/2/25)
O Seat ov Satan, O Perch ov Pandemonium, let not the waters ov Thy Bowl turneth to icy crystals upon ... -
Flush It Friday: Macrospecies
I recently picked up Alien Clay by Adrian Tchaikovsky and it’s been a wild ride so far. Set on an ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/18/25)
O Guano Guardian, O Bastion ov Brown Town, flip Thy lid that we might worship in Thy porcelain arms. This ... -
Flush it Friday: SCOLOPS
Yes, I did just come back from a trip to Maine, but scallops are the farthest thing from my mind. ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/11/25)
O Urinal ov Yearning, O Capricious Crapper, Thy flock doth rain tribute upon Ye betwixt each meal. This week, we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/3/25)
O Cane ov Support, O Branch ov Ambulation, bless us with the gift ov yonder blurb! This week, we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/28/25)
O Pallid Porcelain, O Odorous Onus, waft Thy gifts to nostrils near and fart. This week, we’ve got thorny devils, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/21/25)
O Crap Colossus, O Sovereign ov Stank, we call upon you for regularity. This week, we’ve got bovine doom, ümläüts ...
