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This Toilet Tuesday (10/20/26)
Horripilation Frozen cheeks stuck to the rim Buttocks in autumn -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/13/26)
Victim on the Bowl Immovable force inside Need more fiber, stat -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/6/26)
A chill wind descends Your butt like a plucked turkey In this frozen Hell -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/29/26)
Piss falls from the sky The Bowl accepts thirstily We are soggy now This week, we’ve got an iniquitous impetus, ... -
Track Premiere: Veilburner‘s “Golgothic Holocaust”
As he looked down from Golgotha, pinned like a specimen for all to inspect, could he have known millions would ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/22/26)
We call it Toilet And others call it the Pot Still, same balloon knot This week, we’ve got 2Fast2Pocalypse, iniquity ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/15/26)
Breaking the Bowl in Took great effort and vigor Now this is my home This week, we’ve got very confused ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/8/26)
Return to the Bowl Thankful for Spear’s coverage Let’s do #2! This week, we’ve got a classic rock, upset tummy-core, ... -
Flush it Friday: THE LIFE LIST GROWS
While my fascination with birds is far from new (how did you know?!), it took a fellow old’s millennial’s newfound ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (7/21/26)
Kissed by Poseidon A moment of sheer terror Water in the hole This week, we’ve got stinky brains, Diablo-core, and ...
