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Snooty McWords

Snooty McWords

Despite being easily distracted by food and other intriguing smells, Snooty McWords persists in his endeavor to read more classic literature and be a good boy in general. During extended periods of misbehavior, he is known to have eaten multiple homeworks in Physiology and Psychology and is tolerated as a drumstick retriever for the world's preeminent eco-slam band, EXTINCTION.

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    Dec

    Seasonal Affective List-order

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    Are you experiencing shortness of breath, coughing, bank degeneration, wheezing, gatekeeping, cramping, gas, bloating, condescension, diarrhea, constipation, insommia, sneezing, wallet ...
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    Nov

    In Celebration of World Toilet Day

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    As regular toilet visitors, many of us could be considered experts on the subject, ready to gush forth with fountains ...
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  • 7
    Nov

    KNAAVES – A Confrontation Arcane

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    By Snooty McWords
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    Zeroes and Ones zing through the ether like lightning bolts, unleashed from the tips of our fingers and arcing across ...
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  • 20
    Aug

    The Sound of Courage, Part 2

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    By Snooty McWords
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    In our previous installment, we spoke of moral courage regarding both artist and consumer, and its place in the great ...
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  • 1
    Aug

    The Sound of Courage, part 1

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    Courage. It’s a word we all know, a concept that we feel is intuitively familiar, comforting in its conceptual concreteness. It’s ...
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  • 2
    Jul

    James Maynard Keenan on Twitter: A Schism in the Age of Communication

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    By Snooty McWords
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    Let’s examine an extremely callous denial of wrongdoing.
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  • 21
    Jun

    What is Metal: A Scientific Inquiry

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  • 16
    Apr

    Separation Anxiety: The Difficult Labor of Art and Artist

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    By Snooty McWords
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    0
    There has been much to-do of late about some of the moral quandaries of our time and I couldn’t help ...
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  • 27
    Feb

    A Modest Proposal for Renaming the “Battle Vest”

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    By Snooty McWords
    9972
    0
    Good morning again dear readers! It’s time for another fireside chat with yours truly! Last time we met we dusted ...
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  • 5
    Feb

    Metal and the Discomforting Reality of the Human Socio-Political Condition

    Opinion
    By Snooty McWords
    5477
    96
    I have prepared a small mental exploration I would like to share with the finest and bravest denizens of the ...
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