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Snooty McWords

Snooty McWords

Despite being easily distracted by food and other intriguing smells, Snooty McWords persists in his endeavor to read more classic literature and be a good boy in general. During extended periods of misbehavior, he is known to have eaten multiple homeworks in Physiology and Psychology and is tolerated as a drumstick retriever for the world's preeminent eco-slam band, EXTINCTION.

  • 9
    Apr

    Hope In the Face of Fear

    Metal, New Stuff, News
    By Snooty McWords
    458
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    *Update: per the label, all proceeds will be going to Amnesty International rather than Humanity Gives due to a lack ...
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  • 30
    Mar

    Velnias: a Moment in the Aether

    Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Snooty McWords
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    0
    The Aether. It is the name of the nameless and the implied form of the formless. It is that which ...
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  • 31
    Oct

    Psyche and Sweat: An Audience with Vastum

    Reviews
    By Snooty McWords
    450
    0
    We sneak away from the festival, our ears eager for a respite from the endless onslaught of blastbeats and distortion. ...
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  • 13
    Sep

    Vomit Black Fire with Tchornobog and Ignivomous

    Metal
    By Snooty McWords
    483
    0
    For those missing out on our exclusive Toilet Discord, it may surprise you to know that I have spent the ...
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  • 12
    Feb

    Even Good Boys Feel Bad, part II

    Open Swim, Opinion
    By Snooty McWords
    643
    0
    When I sent out my request for any personal stories or anecdotes regarding people’s mental health journey, I imagined that ...
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  • 21
    Jan

    Even Good Boys Feel Bad, Part 1

    Not Metal
    By Snooty McWords
    848
    0
    Mental health. A phrase comprised of two words each obvious in meaning on its own but when combined form a ...
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  • 20
    Dec

    Seasonal Affective List-order

    Listmania, Not Metal
    By Snooty McWords
    701
    0
    Are you experiencing shortness of breath, coughing, bank degeneration, wheezing, gatekeeping, cramping, gas, bloating, condescension, diarrhea, constipation, insommia, sneezing, wallet ...
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  • 18
    Nov

    In Celebration of World Toilet Day

    Not Metal
    By Snooty McWords
    1396
    0
    As regular toilet visitors, many of us could be considered experts on the subject, ready to gush forth with fountains ...
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  • 7
    Nov

    KNAAVES – A Confrontation Arcane

    Interviews, Metal
    By Snooty McWords
    1178
    0
    Zeroes and Ones zing through the ether like lightning bolts, unleashed from the tips of our fingers and arcing across ...
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  • 20
    Aug

    The Sound of Courage, Part 2

    Metal, Opinion
    By Snooty McWords
    2425
    0
    In our previous installment, we spoke of moral courage regarding both artist and consumer, and its place in the great ...
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