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The Sad Sordid Saga of Semargl
An in-depth look at what goes wrong (everything) when black metal goes clubbing. -
TMP: Mayhem, Iron Reagan, Tombs, and More!
The real news is no longer safe or trustworthy. At least you can believe “most” of this news! -
The Porcelain Throne: Hypocrisy
We haven’t done one of these in awhile! Luckily, dedicated Toliet fan TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs remembered this little column and provided all the ... -
Death and the Miser: An Interview with Sarcoptes
In which we discuss the inherent evil of cats with Sarcoptes. -
Judging Albums by Their Covers
In which we review a bunch of terrible-looking metal albums–without having listened to them first. -
Mini-Reviews From Around The Bowl: 06/09/2016
Not quite pancakes, but just as satisfying and without the regret. Usually. Bite into Goatcraft, Waxen, Violent Scum, Vex, Cough, ... -
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Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 04-28-16
Get ’em while they’re small! Today we review Maleficence, Aborted, Tusmørke, Path of Destiny, Nokturnal Mortum, King Goat, American Head Charge, Begrime Exemious, ... -
Review: Hyperion — Seraphical Euphony
Behold the Father of the Sun, who embraced death and life in equal parts. Behold the icy landscapes in which his ... -
