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Mailmanbro Walk with Me
Pssst. Hey you. You wanna see some metal merch? Come over here. Hop on in my creepy-ass van. I got ... -
None More Black: Forever Plagued Records
Forever Plagued Records are no strangers to the Toilet, but it’s been some time since they sat upon the commode ... -
Metal-Themed Costumes To Win Halloween
Because the internet has determined that Halloween is a contest, despite no rules or prizes given out. -
Pure Fucking Armageddon Pt. 2
Well sheeeeeet! It’s been two months since the last time I’ve written for TOH. I’m glad to be back to ... -
Pure Fucking Armageddon
It’s time to deliver the Satan, the evil, the hate, the goddamn METAL in this toilet. I’ve been away for a long ... -
Getting Laid at Bandcamp: The Third of 2015
Welcome back to camp, flushers. I spent a full night listening to black metal albums and drinking cheap beer (my ... -
BDubs Bro Attends a Satanic Ritual | Our 666th Post
*iPhone alarm playing Nickelback goes off at 3PM*
