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Decapitron is the devil on your shoulder telling you to eat the whole pizza. He can be contacted at: rullmosskl@gmail.com. Decapitron would like to thank the handsome yet frightening rogue who breaks into his house and corrects all the terrible grammar in these articles. If you'd like to contact the Rogue Editor, leave a Big Mac on your veranda during a full moon and await further instruction.

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