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Lacertilian

Lacertilian

Basking in the radiant heat of Terra australis for millennia has instilled a rage within this reptile that cannot be quelled by conventional means, he requires metal to maintain sanity. Also, some suncream wouldn't go astray.

  • 29
    Jul

    Toilet Ov Hell Dumplings à la Nihility

    Cooking
    By Lacertilian
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    If you wanted to extend your life by indulging in the process of ingesting organic molecules, you could make dumplings. ...
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  • 22
    Jul

    Reviewed: Iskra – Ruins

    Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Lacertilian
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    37
    Iskra will leave you in ruins. There is no subtler way to put it. Turn and run, for if you ...
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  • 14
    Jul

    What’s Going Down Under? (Part 1)

    New Stuff, Not Metal
    By Lacertilian
    2212
    99
    So you’re all up to date on the recent influx of great Australian metal that’s been featured on the bowl ...
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  • 17
    Jun

    Reviewed: Labyrinthine – Ancient Obscurity

    Metal, Reviews
    By Lacertilian
    2310
    57
    Upon opening the blackened timber door I am greeted by what appears to be the hollowed remnants of what once ...
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  • 15
    Jun

    Tempel: The Toilet Ov Hell Interview

    Interviews, Metal
    By Lacertilian
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    Tempel have had a fair bit of coverage recently around the Toilet Ov Hell and the metal world in general, and rightly ...
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  • 10
    Jun

    Make Your Own Pizza Ov Hell

    Cooking
    By Lacertilian
    2875
    210
    Any able human who cannot cook for themselves is not a human at all. In the proud tradition of those ...
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  • 5
    Jun

    Reviewed: Neter – Idols

    Metal, Reviews
    By Lacertilian
    3090
    80
    So you worship at the throne of death metal bands like Decapitated, eh? Rejoice, for now you have Neter. Although the ...
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  • 1
    Jun

    Get Prep’d #3 – Tertiary Education: Tempel, The Armed, & CZARFACE

    Metal, New Stuff
    By Lacertilian
    2509
    173
    Get Prep’d – your tertiary education starts here. Your study units include: Tempel, The Armed and CZARFACE.
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  • 18
    May

    Gig Review: Psycroptic, Goatwhore, Disentomb, Ouroboros & Daemon Pyre.

    Reviews, Tech-Death Thursday
    By Lacertilian
    2307
    86
    Back in late March, a couple of mates and I journeyed into the big smoke, a.k.a Sydney, for an evening of ...
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  • 29
    Apr

    Get Prep’d: The Second Coming

    News
    By Lacertilian
    2722
    101
    Get Prep’d – An exercise in priming you up with bands you can get down to, just before you ask ...
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