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Lacertilian

Lacertilian

Basking in the radiant heat of Terra australis for millennia has instilled a rage within this reptile that cannot be quelled by conventional means, he requires metal to maintain sanity. Also, some suncream wouldn't go astray.

  • 19
    Jan

    Riff Of The Week: Purple Edition

    Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
    41
    0
    [grimaces in Grimace]
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  • 17
    Jan

    Free Metal Detector: 50 Bands, 50 Trax, $0

    Metal, New Stuff
    By Lacertilian
    37
    0
    Our boy Kunal from Transcending Obscurity Records has just dropped a HUGE sampler pack of killer shit for you to ...
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  • 13
    Jan

    Riff-Raff Podcast Ep. 9: New Year, New Jamz

    Metal, Toilet Radio
    By Lacertilian
    68
    0
    We’re changing our name every month now, because we can. Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Android | RSS
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  • 12
    Jan

    Riff Of The Week: Elemental Edition

    Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
    75
    0
    VOTe ↔ ORe + Dy666
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  • 5
    Jan

    Riff Of The Week: New Edition

    Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
    78
    0
    RotW is back for 2019 in a completely not new and most definitely unimproved form!
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  • 4
    Jan

    Let’s Enjoy These Awesome Metal Renditions On Piano

    Open Swim
    By Lacertilian
    76
    0
    Shit’s rill classy liek.
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  • 29
    Dec

    Riff Of The Week: Top Riff ov 2018 Edition

    Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
    127
    0
    Which will you crown as the #1 riff from 2018?
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  • 26
    Dec

    It’s That Special Time Of Year!

    Open Swim
    By Lacertilian
    100
    0
    [intro drawing attention to post using minor amendment to common platitude]
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  • 22
    Dec

    Riff Of The Week: Time Edition

    Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
    96
    0
    Bleurghantic-tic-tic-tic-TOCC
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  • 17
    Dec

    The Top Albums ov 2018: As Backed By Science!

    Listmania
    By Lacertilian
    178
    0
    The. Last. List.
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