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Lacertilian

Lacertilian

Basking in the radiant heat of Terra australis for millennia has instilled a rage within this reptile that cannot be quelled by conventional means, he requires metal to maintain sanity. Also, some suncream wouldn't go astray.

  • 19
    Jan

    List: Your Top Albums ov 1993 Revealed!

    Listmania, Metal
    By Lacertilian
    48
    0
    The results are in for your fave albums from 1993. Get in and get mad about it here.
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  • 22
    Dec

    Premiere: 2020 Wasn’t An Aberration But This Is…

    Metal, New Stuff, Premiere
    By Lacertilian
    195
    2
    “Trump was an aberration!” – your lib fb friend “[catastrophic weather event] was an aberration” – science skeptic “2020 is ...
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  • 18
    Sep

    List: Your Top Albums Of 1994 Revealed!

    Listmania
    By Lacertilian
    225
    0
    The results are in for your fave albums from 1994. Get in and get mad about it here.
    Read More
  • 1
    Aug

    Riff Of The Week: Best Of 2020 So Far Edition

    Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
    420
    0
    Riffs from Ripper, Pyrrhon, Mare Cognitum, Oranssi Pazuzu, Nechochwen, Odraza, Civerous, Skam, Wayward Dawn, and Slaughter Messiah. Who you gonna ...
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  • 30
    Jul

    Premiere: Void Rot – ‘Liminal Forms’

    Metal, New Stuff, Premiere
    By Lacertilian
    394
    1
    This’ll mark the only time hearing about death/doom from Minnesota in your 2020 newsfeed having actually been for a positive ...
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  • 20
    Jun

    Riff Of The Week: Long Edition

    Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
    402
    0
    Riffs from Cryptic Shift, Spectral Lore, Leprous, Iced Earth, Cenotafio, and In The Woods…
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  • 30
    May

    Riff Of The Week: 2000 Edition

    Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
    333
    0
    Riffs from The Chasm, Morbid Angel, Bloodbath, Cradle Of Filth, Martyr, Discordance Axis, Crowbar, Nevermore, and Lost Soul.
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  • 29
    May

    Vote: You Pick The Top Albums ov 1993

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    By Lacertilian
    319
    0
    Since the site’s inception, we’ve held annual community polls to determine our favourite records – but what of the years ...
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  • 20
    May

    Premiere: Convocation – ‘The Absence Of Grief’

    Metal, New Stuff, Premiere
    By Lacertilian
    926
    1
    Nothing like some new Finnish funeral doom to get you feelin’ fresh.
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  • 16
    May

    Riff Of The Week: Speed Edition

    Riff of the Week
    By Lacertilian
    357
    0
    Riffs from First Fragment, Hexecutor, Inquisitor, Deathgrave, Archspire, Turmion Kätilöt, and Excuse. Last week was our Wind Edition. As my ...
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