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Lacertilian

Lacertilian

Basking in the radiant heat of Terra australis for millennia has instilled a rage within this reptile that cannot be quelled by conventional means, he requires metal to maintain sanity. Also, some suncream wouldn't go astray.

  • 3
    Dec

    Recent Releases: Blood Harvest Records

    Metal, Reviews
    By Lacertilian
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    Get your fix of death right here with four killer upcoming releases from Blood Harvest Records, including debuts from Caecus, ...
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  • 30
    Nov

    Volahn – Aq’ab’al: A Mind’s Journey

    Metal, Opinion, Reviews
    By Lacertilian
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    15:01 – Upon taking the first sip of the concoction prepared for me, the palate is awash with complex earthy ...
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  • 25
    Nov

    Get Prep’d: Plead The Fifth

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    If you’ve missed the last four installments of Get Prep’d, you’re really fucking up. But there’s this trick that you ...
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  • 25
    Nov

    Discounted Dirges: Disemballerina

    Not Metal, Opinion, Reviews
    By Lacertilian
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    Oregon string ensemble trio Disemballerina have just dropped their new album Poison Gown. To celebrate this, their fourth release since starting out ...
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  • 17
    Nov

    Have Your Mind Read For Free!

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    By Lacertilian
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    Ok, so not your mind, just your skull. Whatever. The point is that Skullreader‘s debut EP Liberosis was released a few ...
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  • 13
    Nov

    Flush It Friday: Third-Eye Focus

    Open Swim, Opinion
    By Lacertilian
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    No good, no bad, no ugly. This week I’m going to flip this shit around.
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  • 28
    Oct

    Review: Serious Beak – Ankaa

    Metal, Nerd Shit, Reviews
    By Lacertilian
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    Seriousus beakii (Common name: Serious Beak) is a species of terrestrial bird endemic to the eastern coast of Australia. The species is ...
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  • 27
    Oct

    Get Prep’d: The Quaternary Period

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    By Lacertilian
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    In this, the fourth edition of Get Prep’d, we return to induct you into the hall of wisdom, just in time ...
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  • 18
    Oct

    Sunday Sesh: Uncovered

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    By Lacertilian
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    Sunday, jealous of its undoubtedly better and more popular neighbour Saturday, desperately tries to avoid association with the abhorrence of ...
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  • 16
    Oct

    Review: Born Of Osiris – Soul Sphere or Bowl Smear?

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    By Lacertilian
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    The Sumerians were an ancient Mesopotamian civilisation that spanned thousands of years. During this time they built gigantic and complex stone ...
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