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Nordling Rites ov Karhu

Nordling Rites ov Karhu

A proud descendant of the Mongol warlords (just ask a Swedish eugenicist). I also make noises in Ashen Tomb.

  • 28
    Aug

    Are The Bowels of Earth Fit For a King, Or Full of Excrement? – An ...

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    3078
    0
    If you have to be shat on, what better way, what greater honour, than to receive thy filth shower from ...
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  • 15
    Aug

    Warmoon Lord, Aethyrick & Vananidr – A Black Metal Mass Review

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
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    We’ve featured quite a lot of black metal this year. Some of it has been really good, some of it ...
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  • 12
    Aug

    Review: Destruction – Born To Perish

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    3090
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    We’re all born for the express reason of ceasing. Existence seeks a close. Fifty-odd years into their lives and 37 ...
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  • 9
    Aug

    Flush It Friday: Big Riffy Anime GF

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
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    0
    It is the time for the Flush.
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  • 8
    Aug

    Doomthousandnineteen: Goatess, The Sleer & Consecration

    Metal, Reviews
    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    2544
    0
    Three fairly different bands of doom’s ilk enter, no one comes out.
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  • 1
    Aug

    Mercyful Fate Announces Comeback Show At Copenhell

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    2989
    0
    Yes, you read correct – the nigh-legendary Danish heavy metal band returns from a slumber of over 20 years! Get ...
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  • 26
    Jul

    Slaughter.Endeavour.Existence – A Black Metal Mass Review

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    2646
    0
    You won’t believe how much black metal we’ve got for you this time.
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  • 25
    Jul

    Svart Records Roundup: Red Lights, Red Letters & Red Bitters

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    2573
    0
    Taking a look at some more of Svart Records’ recent releases, and an older one, including, Jess By The Lake, ...
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  • 18
    Jul

    Doomthousandnineteen: Ufomammut, Intothecrypt, & Shades of Deep Water

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    2653
    0
    Three very different approaches to doom.
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  • 15
    Jul

    Get On These Alghazanth Re-releases, Scrub

    Discography, Metal
    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    2936
    0
    Woodcut Records is putting out a whole bunch of Alghazanth re-releases and you should be spending your time and money ...
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