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Nordling Rites ov Karhu

Nordling Rites ov Karhu

A proud descendant of the Mongol warlords (just ask a Swedish eugenicist). I also make noises in Ashen Tomb.

  • 8
    Apr

    First Impressions Reviews: April Roundup

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
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    In a (failed) effort to keep myself writing at least a little every day, I decided to review a bunch ...
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  • 2
    Apr

    The True, Inarguable King of Physical Media: A Monologue

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    2349
    0
    NONE OF THAT DIGITAL SCUM, BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW IT’S THE FORMAT THAT MATTERS, NOT THE MUSIC.
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  • 31
    Mar

    2019 Roundup: Melodic Metal 2

    Metal, Opinion, Reviews
    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
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    Ray Alder – What the Water Wants When Fates Warning decided to take some time off for guitarist Jim Matheos ...
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  • 24
    Mar

    “Mini”-Reviews: Lone Bear Winter

    Metal, Opinion, Reviews
    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    2437
    0
    It’s like 8 months of Bonehunter, only with more erectile dysfunction.
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  • 3
    Mar

    Mini-Reviews: The Lone Bear Edition

    Metal, Opinion, Reviews
    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    2509
    0
    This week features new albums from Today is the Day, Tulus, To Conceal the Horns, Havohej & Scáth Na Déithe. ...
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  • 27
    Feb

    2019 Roundup: Punk

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    3336
    1
    So many releases around we’re still going through last year. But it’s so late in the year already. there’s a ...
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  • 18
    Feb

    …And Oceans Rise Anew (Jakobstad Chronicles Pt. Drei, Vier, Grenadier)

    Metal, Nerd Shit
    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    2816
    0
    See, I told you it wouldn’t take long. We’re making yet another dive into the story of Havoc Unit, …And ...
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  • 14
    Feb

    Doomthousandtwenty: The Valentine’s Day Edition

    Metal, Opinion, Reviews
    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    2401
    0
    On this dreary February day, we shall not find joy in the small things that make life worth living sleepwalking ...
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  • 7
    Feb

    We Drown, …And Oceans Dry (The Jakobstad Chronicles, Pt. Zweihänder)

    Metal, Open Swim, Opinion
    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    2350
    0
    …Rejoice, for the time has come!
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  • 4
    Feb

    Down Into The Dungeon: First of Twenty-Twenty

    Nerd Shit, Not Metal
    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    3015
    0
    Quite the time has once again lapsed between now and last we scoured the vastness of the dungeon labyrinth. So ...
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