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This Toilet Tuesday (3/10/15)
Welcome, my crusty compatriots, to another edition of This Toilet Tuesday. Despite the sheer volume of new music coming out ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/3/15)
“Have another drink!” they said. “The pizza hasn’t been out that long,” they said. “They” are terrible people, you think ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/24/15)
It’s your second day in Japan. You and a close friend had been saving for months for this trip and ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/17/15)
You come in from the brutal cold chilled to the bone. The lacerating winds have savaged your face and hands, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/10/15)
Trying to tackle these massive lists of new music is a bit like trying to approach the act of shitting ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/3/15)
It’s a frantic day. You’ve spent the last few hours at work wondering how you’re going to balance your time ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/27/15)
You wake up alone and confused, not knowing where you are or how you got there. Your head is spinning; ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/20/15)
Greetings, fellow flushers! With the constipated fall months firmly behind us, winter has finally spread wide its icy rectum to ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/13/15)
Hello, fellow citizens of the crapper, and welcome to Toilet Tuesday! There’s new music aplenty this week and I’m tapped ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/6/15)
It’s the first Toilet Tuesday of 2015! Woo! Today I write to you directly from the toilet, as the harsh ...
