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This Toilet Tuesday (1/20/15)
Greetings, fellow flushers! With the constipated fall months firmly behind us, winter has finally spread wide its icy rectum to ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/13/15)
Hello, fellow citizens of the crapper, and welcome to Toilet Tuesday! There’s new music aplenty this week and I’m tapped ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/6/15)
It’s the first Toilet Tuesday of 2015! Woo! Today I write to you directly from the toilet, as the harsh ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/23/14)
Welcome once again to This Toilet Tuesday! As December drags on like one of those never-ending sharpie poops, the stream ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/16/14)
As the year draws to a close, one tends to look back on the things they’ve done; their triumphs and ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/9/14)
Apparently the looming grayness of winter was too much for most metal bands to handle, as they seem to have ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/2/14)
It was only yesterday that we finished scrubbing the last stains of November from the toilet and already December has ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/25/14)
The Void looms. It draws ever nearer. Its blackened hand will reach from the murky depths and drag you down ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/18/14)
You wake up. It’s still dark; your head is pounding after a night of hard drinking and your stomach is ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/11/14)
Ahh, November. The weather has cooled, the trees are barren, and the snow falls like angel shit. It’s fucking miserable: ...
