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Vladimir Poutine

Vladimir Poutine

Vladimir Poutine is not yet a potato, but soon. Soon.

  • 6
    Nov

    Quarterly Roundup (Q3 2018): Blasts from the Recent Past

    Metal, Reviews
    By Vladimir Poutine
    2397
    0
    We’re surfing Bandcamp because you’re lazy.
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  • 10
    Jul

    Quarterly Roundup (Q2 2018): Punk N’ Grind

    Metal, Reviews
    By Vladimir Poutine
    3804
    0
    Surfing Bandcamp so you don’t have to.
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  • 20
    Jun

    Metal Recipes: Mapo Duofu (RIP Anthony Bourdain)

    Cooking, Not Metal
    By Vladimir Poutine
    3695
    0
    On June 8, Anthony Bourdain was found dead of an apparent suicide. There’s not much to say that hasn’t been ...
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  • 31
    May

    Reviewed: Délétère – De Horae Leprae

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    By Vladimir Poutine
    3675
    0
    Can one be kvlt AF in a nation that maintains a strategic maple syrup reserve? Guess so.
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  • 2
    Apr

    Reviewed: Altars of Grief – Iris

    Metal, Reviews
    By Vladimir Poutine
    3758
    0
    “Every parting gives a foretaste of death, every reunion a hint of the resurrection.” -Schopenhauer
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  • 21
    Mar

    Quarterly Roundup: The Nasty, Brutish, and Short

    Metal, Reviews
    By Vladimir Poutine
    3683
    0
    I don’t care how often that Hobbesian adage is used, it’s still useful. No epic doom journeys, meandering prog, or ...
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  • 5
    Mar

    Reviewed: Erdve – Vaitojimas

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    By Vladimir Poutine
    2976
    0
    “The universe is a dark place. I’m trying to make it brighter before I die.” – Thane Krios, Mass Effect ...
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  • 26
    Feb

    RAPID FIRE REVIEWS: Monolithe, ION, and Murder Inc.

    Metal, Reviews
    By Vladimir Poutine
    2689
    0
    Three records reviewed in a quick succession. We got thrash, we got goth, we got prog. Get in here and ...
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  • 16
    May

    Metal Recipes: Sauteed Chicken and Kale with Parmesan

    Cooking, Nerd Shit, Not Metal
    By Vladimir Poutine
    3424
    38
    Bird. Fire. Death.
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  • 25
    Apr

    Metal Recipes: Curryptopsy

    Cooking, Metal, Nerd Shit
    By Vladimir Poutine
    3422
    46
    And then you’ll beg (for more).
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