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The Noob’s Guide to Devin Townsend, Part 2!
Howdy my fellow turlet dwellers! Jimmy McNulty and I are here with the second installment of The Noob’s Guide to ... -
Beginner’s Guide to Old School Death Metal
If you ask me, there’s never been a better time than now to get into death metal. -
The Porcelain Throne: The Human Abstract
The throne is occupied again! This time around we have Hessian Hunter here with a great article about a band that was ... -
The Noob’s Guide to Devin Townsend, Part 1
A couple of you turds aren’t big Devin Townsend fans because you either A) aren’t familiar with much of his material ... -
The Porcelain Throne: Nevermore
Welcome back to another edition of The Porcelain Throne, our user-run series in which we explore the discographies of our ... -
Seven Days Ov Diskografies: Masses Consumed at the Pyre
Come for the music, stay for the words of seeming wisdom. -
The Porcelain Throne: The Dear Hunter
Alright guys, I am almost completely out of bands that I have extensive knowledge about, so I really need your ... -
Tech Black/Death Thursday
I know what you are thinking. “Wait, you’re not Jack Bauer? Where the hell is Jack Bauer?! And Deathspell Omega ... -
The Porcelain Throne: Cirith Ungol
Good news everyone! I have now made the Porcelain Throne column even easier to submit to, so everyone out there ... -
Finality: A Tribute to Woods of Ypres
Midway upon the journey of my life, I found myself within a forest dark, for the straightforward path had been ...
