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TMP: Imperialist, Vacuous, Putridity, and More!
It’s June 9th! Hehe, nice. (Joke only works mostly for Americans only) -
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Review: Katatonia – Nightmares as Extensions of the Waking State
This is interesting—a couple months ago I wrote a review for Behemoth’s latest album which was a record I didn’t ... -
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Review: Weeping Sores – The Convalescence Agonies
One thing you Toileteers may not know about me is that in my youth, martial arts was everything. It all ... -
Live Review: Maryland Deathfest 2025
If you’re like me, Maryland Deathfest probably conjures up one of two images: a gathering of the crustiest of crusty ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (6/3/25)
O Deity ov Dookies, O Vile Vessel, suffer us as we soil Thy basin. This week, we’ve got skirmishing serpents, ... -
Review: Pelican – Flickering Resonance
With the return of former guitarist Laurent Lebec in 2022 (last seen featured on 2009’s What We All Come To ... -









