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Nightmarish Fast Food-themed Novelty Band of the Day: Mac Sabbath
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This Hot Dad Has Sensually Rewritten Your Childhood
This one goes out to everyone who’s ever woken up in the morning after a lonely and restless night, looked in ... -
Photo Chop: 5th Edition
Congratulations (ov hell!) to George Lynch for dominating the 4th Edition of Photo Chop with his peerless pixel manipulation of ... -
Review: Visigoth – The Revenant King
I’m not exempt from favoritism. I’ll admit that. Local bias set the bar for Visigoth’s full length debut unreasonably high. I was ... -
Which Heavy Metal Cult Is Right for You?
Are you lonely, scared, confused? Do you desire friends? Does your life lack meaningful interaction with other human beings? Do ... -
Sound Off: Worst “Official” Band Websites
Let’s b real here: social media has all but eliminated the need for official band websites. If you’re interested in ... -
Flush It Friday: Ca$h Rule$ Everything Around E
It’s Friday. Here at the TXXLXT XX HXLL that means one thing and one thing only – it’s Flush It Friday. ... -
Exclusive: Baring Teeth Present a Track-by-Track Deconstruction of Ghost Chorus…
In case you hadn’t realized, I and several other writers here at the Toilet have an unhealthy, borderline denko-stalking-esque obsession ... -
Photo Chop: 4th Edition
Congratulations ov hell to MSD for winning the 3rd edition with his violently radikult creation (below): -
