Photo Chop: 6th Edition
What’s up, fuckers! Photo Chop has moved to Sundays in the interest of giving everyone more time to fart around with all these stupid pictures I find! No more worrying about trying to whip up an entry at work and having to hide your Pixlr window from your boss (who is probably a dick and/or bitch)! Huzzah! And huzzah again to the Masterlord for slithering in and RKO‘ing the 5th Edition into oblivion!
A sincere round of applause for all the other 5th Edition entries, you guys are starting to get creative now. I like that. Masterlord, don’t forget to get in touch with Papa Joe for your copy of Buckshot Facelift‘s Living Ghosts of the Northern Shore! Now, on to the inaugural Sunday edition!
So now that ‘Merica has emerged from the worst month of the year and has more daylight to look forward to, what’s making you happy with Spring on the way? Nah now don’t try to deny it with the whole “I’m an evil force of metal to be reckoned with all the time 666 lol” bullshit, there’s gotta be something that’s keeping you from fully submitting to the void, and I wanna know what it is. Come on buddy, you can share it with us! *smiles & gives reassuring gentle punch to the shoulder*
What’s that? You’re not happy? Aww why not? … … … oh, that’s uh… that’s pretty dark, man. Wow. I’m not even sure how to respond to that one. Whew… yeah just gimme a second, I feel kinda lightheaded, oh man. Oh man. *shakes head* Oh man. Ugh, I feel shaky, uh… I’m gonna sit down on the floor here for a minute…. yeah if you could grab me that thing of water over there I’d appreciate it. I’m not even sure how to get that out of my head now, just hearing you say that makes me want to find an abandoned house and hang myself from the basement rafters. Ugh yeah I’ll be okay. Tell you what, just photoshop whatever you want dude. Forget the whole happiness thing. Just forget it. No point. There’s no point. I don’t think I’ll ever be happy again, that emotion has completely left me now… *stares ahead blankly for 40 minutes*
- Keep it clean & safe for work
- Be creative & use whatever tools you want; “talent” or “skill” is not required
- Post your entry in a new Disqus comment below
- Entries will be judged on the number of upvotes they receive
- The winner will be announced in the following week’s edition and will win $500!*
* You will not win $500.
Here’s your image:
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*continues staring at nothing for three hours* … … …Satan.
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