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Masterlord

Masterlord

At once both master and lord, Masterlord stands for all things metal and loathes peasants. It is said that he bibs from the cloven skull of a slain poser as if it were a goblet.

  • 7
    Aug

    Riff of the Week: 8-6-16

    Riff of the Week
    By Masterlord
    1839
    49
    Ahoy!
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  • 23
    Jul

    Riff of the Week: Guilty Pleasures / 7-23-16

    Riff of the Week
    By Masterlord
    2173
    181
    Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.
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  • 16
    Jul

    Riff of the Week: Riffs from 2016

    Riff of the Week
    By Masterlord
    2485
    173
    Cool casual man holding an electric guitar.
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  • 9
    Jul

    Riff of the Week: 7/9/2016

    Riff of the Week
    By Masterlord
    1979
    107
    Greetings, nerds!
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  • 2
    Jul

    Riff of the Week: Bump n’ Grind / 7-2-16

    Riff of the Week
    By Masterlord
    2283
    165
    Guy Playing Electric Guitar In Wheat Field
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  • 25
    Jun

    Riff of the Week: WAR

    Riff of the Week
    By Masterlord
    2309
    107
    man dressed in a military uniform playing guitar
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  • 18
    Jun

    Riff of the Week: fucken dad rock

    Riff of the Week
    By Masterlord
    2631
    144
    We’re all dads this week, baby.
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  • 4
    Jun

    Riff of the Week: Rap Metal Edition

    Riff of the Week
    By Masterlord
    2366
    234
    Rap singer man with microphone cool hand gesture Royalty Free Stock Photo
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  • 7
    May

    Riff of the Week: 5-7-16

    Riff of the Week
    By Masterlord
    2110
    145
    cool fashion elder man with electric guitar
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  • 30
    Apr

    Riff of the Week: 4-30-2016

    Riff of the Week
    By Masterlord
    2696
    283
    So fucking sick.
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