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This Toilet Tuesday (5/23/23)
Pop a squat—the pale pedestal of procrastination beckons. This week we’ve got a slurry of speed metal, electronic elements galore, ... -
Flush it Friday: Accursed Sidewalk Thrifting
Have you ever found an item on the sidewalk, destined for a landfill, and taken it into your home, regardless ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (5/16/23)
Somebody over at M-A didn’t eat enough (kanonen)fieber this week, as the droppings are relatively slim this time around. However, ... -
Flush it Friday: Look At These Silly MFs
Every time I see a kid named Braylee or Krayson, I feel a twinge of remorse. Poor kids never had ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (5/9/23)
What’s that? I can’t hear you over the tinnitus mÿztikal kôkhleal svsvrrātionz caused by all the raw black metal released ... -
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This Toilet Tuesday (5/2/23)
Y’all, it’s a bumper crop of banger crap this week. The ivory walls are stained with an expulsion of intriguing ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (4/25/23)
At long last, spring is here: black metal bands are returning to their bedrooms for hibernation, and symphonic fare wafts ... -
Flush It Friday: Missing U A Lot, Mole Crabs :(
When I was a fledgling, I spent a lot of time on the beaches of Cape Cod, hovering over tidal ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (4/18/23)
The alabaster throne doth overflow this week: amidst the miasmic morass, many stringed instruments can be found, as well as ...