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  • 16
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    Review: Voragine of Autumn – A P H E L I O N

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    How to lose your way in style.
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  • 2
    Oct

    Review: Valdrin – Two Carrion Talismans

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    High-speed storytelling, chapter two.
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    Oct

    This Toilet Tuesday (10/1/18)

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    Here be the musics.
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  • 27
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    Review: Helrunar – Vanitas Vanitatvm

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    Blistering blood-drenched black metal.
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    Review: Sumeru – Summon Destroyer

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    Australian darkness instead of by-the-book dankness.
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  • 17
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    It’s 11:30 and the Grind is Bumpin’ Bumpin’

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    Because nothing says grindcore like dated R’n’B references.
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  • 23
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    Review: Conan – Existential Void Guardian

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    What a time to be a caveman.
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  • 16
    Aug

    Shirt Stains: Random Ugliness Edition

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    Odds and ends of unending oddity.
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  • 9
    Aug

    Full Stream: Tongue Eating Louse – Voidwalker

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    In which we thank [insert deity] that we’re not fish.
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  • 8
    Aug

    Review: Bort – Crossing The Desert

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    We’re definitely gonna need more of those license plates.
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