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  • 25
    Jan

    Review: Grave Gnosis – Lux Nigredo

    Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Hans
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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah oh hello there.
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  • 20
    Nov

    Why yes, there is more Dutch Black Metal, thanks for asking

    Metal, Reviews
    By Hans
    177
    0
    Ever think about how people go to the Netherlands to get high? Bruh.
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  • 17
    Nov

    Haeresis Noviomagi Pt 3: Iskandr – Euprosopon & Gelderse Poort

    Metal, Reviews
    By Hans
    175
    0
    We weren’t quite done yet!
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  • 9
    Nov

    Bump’n’Grind – Turn off that other noise for this noise

    Metal, Reviews
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    299
    0
    ‘Tis not the season, admittedly.
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  • 21
    Oct

    Deerest Skulls: Svalbard and Lord Almighty

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    By Hans
    189
    0
    I’m coo-coo for craniums!
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  • 16
    Sep

    Review: Forlesen – Hierophant Violent

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    By Hans
    646
    0
    There’s something about sadness.
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  • 4
    Sep

    Support our Bumps and Grinds!

    Metal, Reviews
    By Hans
    313
    0
    Alternate title: Waum bumpet und grindet ihr nicht?
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  • 14
    Aug

    Loud Guitar Goth Update 2: Rope Sect

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    By Hans
    282
    0
    Hymns of our inevitable doom.
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  • 6
    Aug

    Review: Wills Dissolve – Echoes

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    By Hans
    443
    0
    Hail science. Hail the endless void.
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  • 3
    Aug

    Have you seen these bands?

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    By Hans
    278
    0
    I miss them dearly.
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