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TMP: Gnaw Their Tongues, UADA, A Sense of Gravity, and More!
The end of the year is nigh. News seems to be slimming as the metal world stops everything they are ... -
Sunday Sesh: Show Us Your Splits
2016 has been an absolutely killer year for splits. Today we’re boasting about our limberness and talking shared releases. Grab ... -
Flush it Friday: Let’s Look at Some Porcupines
It’s Friday afternoon in the United States and I need a break. -
This Week in Metal News History: 2001
Tired of “so-and-so’s album turned 30 today” articles? Yeah, me too. Let’s get into some of the grittier pieces of ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/8/16)
Welcome once again to This Toilet Tuesday! I have returned from my brief hiatus a happier and better-adjusted man, so ... -
TMP: Artificial Brain, Obsequiae, Beyond Creation, Moon Tooth, Soen, and More!
Get in here for the only news that will matter in the next few days. I can’t think of anything ... -
Sunday Sesh: Hit for Hit
On Friday, I had the distinct privilege of hanging out with fellow toileteers Vladimir Poutine and MoreBeer at Black Sky Brewery ... -
Flush it Friday: On Vacation, Back Next Week
Me and Dubya are both out of town. We’re taking the day off. You should too. Your normal schedule resumes ... -
TMP: Swanö, Enslaved, Crippled Black Phoenix, and More!
None of my news is particularly spooky for this Halloween edition of The Monday Press, but your personalities are scary ... -
Sunday Sesh: The Halloween Extravaganza
Halloween costumes! Pumpkin carvings! Spoopy movie recommendations! Scary soundtracks! Pranks pulled! Halloween is on the worst of all possible days ...









