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Guacamole Jim

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Guacamole Jim is NOT related to Earthworm Jim, though sometimes he claims he is in order to pick up ladies.

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    I grew up on Linkin Park; it was almost inevitable in the late 90s and early 2000s. For those of ...
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  • 15
    Mar

    Artistic Individuality and Breaking the Rules

    Nerd Shit, Not Metal, Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
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    PREAMBLE In the spring of 2013 I was honoured to be able to work with Dr. Daniel Brophy on his ...
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  • 8
    Apr

    Fan Videos and the Hidden Gems of YouTube

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    YouTube fan videos are ubiquitous and almost entirely terrible. Often comprised of terribly cut-up anime “synced” (read: poorly slathered on ...
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  • 1
    Apr

    Flush it Friday: The Joys of Life

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    Welcome back, worthy comrades; welcome to another edition of our long running tradition, Flush it Friday. On this hallowed day ...
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  • 26
    Feb

    Avocado Think Tank with Guacamole: The Artistic Reins

    Metal, Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
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    Not long ago, our esteemed Ex-Prez-In-Rez and I had a discussion regarding Linkin Park’s second album, Reanimation. For those who ...
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  • 23
    Feb

    Language, Tonality, and the Grammar of Western Music

    Nerd Shit, Not Metal, Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
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    “Come, let us go down, and confuse their language there, that they will not understand one another’s speech.” – Genesis ...
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  • 15
    Jan

    Flush it Friday: Visas, Motorbikes, and Foreign Food

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    By Guacamole Jim
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    Buenas tardes, hermanos y hermanas. Welcome to our weekly tradition, Flush it Friday, the post the Toilet has traditionally set aside ...
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  • 9
    Dec

    ToH Writers Best of 2K15: Guacamole, Link, and Spear

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    By Guacamole Jim
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    In this collection of AOTY contenders, an alligator pear, a half-elf, and a shimmering polearm share their choices for best ...
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  • 3
    Dec

    Batman Beyond is THE Most Metal Cartoon Ever

    Nerd Shit, Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
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    Suck it, Metalocalypse. You don’t got shit.
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  • 2
    Dec

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    Metal, Not Metal
    By Guacamole Jim
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    If there’s one thing that sets the Toilet ov Hell above all other websites in the metal blog-o-sphere, it’s our ...
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