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  • 26
    Jan

    100% SYNTHESIZED, 100% DEHUMANIZED: MASTER BOOT RECORD’S CHIPTUNE METAL

    Metal, Opinion, Reviews
    By Guacamole Jim
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    I’m sure if I programmed I’d understand MASTER BOOT RECORD‘s artist profile on bandcamp, but as things stand I’m not ...
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  • 25
    Jan

    Ghostemane: ANTI-ICON – Trap Metal at its Finest

    Metal, Not Metal, Opinion, Reviews
    By Guacamole Jim
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    What happens if you take the best parts of Nine Inch Nails, Death Grips, & Underneath-era Code Orange, and throw ...
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  • 2
    Jun

    The Porcelain Throne: Mnemic

    Discography, Metal, Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
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    0
    “When we started the band, we where [sic] influenced by 3 great artists, Meshuggah, Fear Factory & Strapping Young Lad ...
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  • 24
    Jul

    A Farewell to Chester Bennington

    Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
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    I grew up on Linkin Park; it was almost inevitable in the late 90s and early 2000s. For those of ...
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  • 15
    Mar

    Artistic Individuality and Breaking the Rules

    Nerd Shit, Not Metal, Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
    4915
    21
    PREAMBLE In the spring of 2013 I was honoured to be able to work with Dr. Daniel Brophy on his ...
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  • 8
    Apr

    Fan Videos and the Hidden Gems of YouTube

    Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
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    YouTube fan videos are ubiquitous and almost entirely terrible. Often comprised of terribly cut-up anime “synced” (read: poorly slathered on ...
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  • 1
    Apr

    Flush it Friday: The Joys of Life

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    By Guacamole Jim
    3279
    313
    Welcome back, worthy comrades; welcome to another edition of our long running tradition, Flush it Friday. On this hallowed day ...
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  • 26
    Feb

    Avocado Think Tank with Guacamole: The Artistic Reins

    Metal, Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
    3524
    301
    Not long ago, our esteemed Ex-Prez-In-Rez and I had a discussion regarding Linkin Park’s second album, Reanimation. For those who ...
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  • 23
    Feb

    Language, Tonality, and the Grammar of Western Music

    Nerd Shit, Not Metal, Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
    5635
    182
    “Come, let us go down, and confuse their language there, that they will not understand one another’s speech.” – Genesis ...
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  • 15
    Jan

    Flush it Friday: Visas, Motorbikes, and Foreign Food

    Not Metal, Open Swim
    By Guacamole Jim
    3574
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    Buenas tardes, hermanos y hermanas. Welcome to our weekly tradition, Flush it Friday, the post the Toilet has traditionally set aside ...
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