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  • 26
    Jan

    100% SYNTHESIZED, 100% DEHUMANIZED: MASTER BOOT RECORD’S CHIPTUNE METAL

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    By Guacamole Jim
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    I’m sure if I programmed I’d understand MASTER BOOT RECORD‘s artist profile on bandcamp, but as things stand I’m not ...
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  • 25
    Jan

    Ghostemane: ANTI-ICON – Trap Metal at its Finest

    Metal, Not Metal, Opinion, Reviews
    By Guacamole Jim
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    What happens if you take the best parts of Nine Inch Nails, Death Grips, & Underneath-era Code Orange, and throw ...
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  • 2
    Jun

    The Porcelain Throne: Mnemic

    Discography, Metal, Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
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    “When we started the band, we where [sic] influenced by 3 great artists, Meshuggah, Fear Factory & Strapping Young Lad ...
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  • 24
    Jul

    A Farewell to Chester Bennington

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    By Guacamole Jim
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    I grew up on Linkin Park; it was almost inevitable in the late 90s and early 2000s. For those of ...
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  • 15
    Mar

    Artistic Individuality and Breaking the Rules

    Nerd Shit, Not Metal, Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
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    21
    PREAMBLE In the spring of 2013 I was honoured to be able to work with Dr. Daniel Brophy on his ...
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  • 8
    Apr

    Fan Videos and the Hidden Gems of YouTube

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    By Guacamole Jim
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    YouTube fan videos are ubiquitous and almost entirely terrible. Often comprised of terribly cut-up anime “synced” (read: poorly slathered on ...
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  • 1
    Apr

    Flush it Friday: The Joys of Life

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    By Guacamole Jim
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    Welcome back, worthy comrades; welcome to another edition of our long running tradition, Flush it Friday. On this hallowed day ...
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  • 26
    Feb

    Avocado Think Tank with Guacamole: The Artistic Reins

    Metal, Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
    3293
    301
    Not long ago, our esteemed Ex-Prez-In-Rez and I had a discussion regarding Linkin Park’s second album, Reanimation. For those who ...
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  • 23
    Feb

    Language, Tonality, and the Grammar of Western Music

    Nerd Shit, Not Metal, Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
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    182
    “Come, let us go down, and confuse their language there, that they will not understand one another’s speech.” – Genesis ...
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  • 15
    Jan

    Flush it Friday: Visas, Motorbikes, and Foreign Food

    Not Metal, Open Swim
    By Guacamole Jim
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    Buenas tardes, hermanos y hermanas. Welcome to our weekly tradition, Flush it Friday, the post the Toilet has traditionally set aside ...
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