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This Toilet Tuesday (10/8/24)
Awakening in the witching hour, you scuttle towards the bathroom in darkness. The tiles are as frostbitten as Abbath enjoying ... -
Weekly Welease Wednesday (10/2/24)
On the third turd from the Sun, a Toilet blazes in perpetuity. In this great Terran bowl, all stories, all ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/24/24)
O Great Toilet, we lift our lids to you. Through your putrid plumbing, all stinks are possible. This week we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/17/24)
Who flushes the Flusher? Who plunges the Plunger? These questions and more are at the heart fart of our very ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/10/24)
O Dweller in the Dookie Duchy, O canorous Can, may your lid block out the cruel summer heat. This week ... -
This Toilet TuWednesday (9/4/24)
The days grow shorter; the black metal songs grow longer; a chill morning dew lingers on the Bowl’s rim. Releases ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/27/24)
O Sire ov Swirlies, O Upper-Decker Deity, wash the sinful secretions from the seat ov humanity. This week we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/20/24)
O dolorous depths ov Toilet, deliver us from the doldrums of daily life. This week we’ve got C.S. Lewis-core, pyramid ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/13/24)
In the brutal summer heat, the waters of the Bowl run low, but fear not—a few diamonds corn kernels in ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (7/30/24)
O Odorous Edifice, O Upper-Decker Deity, may thy lid remain lifted for a thousand years. This week we’ve got nasty ...
