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This Toilet Tuesday (9/16/25)
O Abyssal Maw, O Hungry Head, the deities of the Upper Deck call to all asscolytes ov the Toilet. This ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/9/25)
O Cloggèd Can, O Broken Bemis, forgive mine own sins for last Tuesday’s dropping of the WP TP. This week ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/26/25)
O derrière crápuscule, O abyssal rim, Thy flush is lush with our gifts. This week, we’ve got the moving dead, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/19/25)
O Blanchèd Bowl, O Pallid Pooper, take for Thyself the gifts of those who revel in sewer equally. This week, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/12/25)
As the weeks leak out of summer, we must take care to hydrate; what better way than sticking your entire ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/5/25)
O Bowl Below, O Pernicious Potty, we invoke Thy swirling and the roaring of Thy pipes. This week, we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (7/29/25)
Upper Decker Deity, receive the bellowing of our fanfare most malodorous. This week, we’ve got Lingchi for wimps, CRUNGUS, and a ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (7/22/25)
O Sewage Scavenger, O Industrious Ivory, we beseech Thee: taketh our pee. This week, we’ve got scumdogs, fungi, and one ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (7/15/25)
Worm corpses wither; heat rising from tarmac blurs the world; I am a whiny baby fledgling that cannot stand the ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (7/8/25)
O Baleful Bemis, O Flushéd Father, swirl away all memory of our mastication. This week, we’ve got angry shotguns, fire ...
