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This Toilet Tuesday (4/2/24)
O cloggéd can, O bone-white throne, through thick and thin (stools) thy cradling rim doth support us. This week we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/26/24)
O Faustian facility, O pandemonious privy, purge us of our malodorous mess. This week we’ve got a fecal phantom, free-range ... -
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This Toilet Tuesday (3/12/24)
O crepuscular crapper, O twilight toilette, ring in the morning with your circadian siren song. Today we’ve got Arthurcore, a ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/5/24)
O Luciferian loo, O hellish head, siphon away the waste of our race. This week we’ve got bloody tighties, army ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/27/24)
O fairest facility, most luminous lavatory, sweep away our sewage and our sorrows. This week we’ve got bestial bureau black ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/20/24)
O Bidetzebub, O heated seat ov Hell, warm our derrieres from the depths of your demonic domain. This week we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/13/24)
O septic savior, O drain most profane, may thy maw remain uncloggéd. This week we’ve got volcano-core, Bubonic backers, and ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/6/24)
O Carcosan crapper, O swirling sultan ov the abyss, thy waters transport our refuse, cleansing the world of righteousness. This ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/30/24)
O great dookie decanter, O lowest lavatory, we bask in the glow of thy pallid perfection. This week we’ve got ...