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This Toilet Terrorsday (10/31/23)
You wake in the witching hour, stumbling through dark corridors to the bathroom; speed is of the essence as the ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/24/23)
O Bemis above, crapper in the clouds, bless us this day with b-hole benevolence. This week we’ve got geriatic goth, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/17/23)
O great ceramic seat below, thou who hungers for plungers, assuage our sins that we might proceed without blockage. This ... -
This Toilet Whateverday (10/12/23)
O soiled savior, summon mine sewage, for the WC indeed is willing, but the sphincter is weak. This time around ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/3/23)
O porcelain perch, cup mine can with thy curvéd countenance. Absolve our blockages, that we might live free of discomfort. ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/26/23)
Today, we prostrate ourselves before thy polished plumbing, for thy gifts are many. This week we’ve got enflutened prog death, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/19/23)
O Beelzebowlb, fecal fiend of the fiery rings, show us the ways of sin and porcelain. This week we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/12/23)
O deliverer ov dookies, O great bowl in the depths ov Dis, may thy ceramic shine blind mine eyes to ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/29/23)
O precious privy, lustrous latrine, swallow up the sewage that is the byproduct of our lives. This week we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/22/23)
O great waste wallower, o highest throne of turds, our offerings steam for you. This week we’ve got motorcycle doom, ...
