Happy Holidays from the Toilet ov Hell
Dear friends, we here at the Toilet wish you the very best today. Enjoy your time with friends and family. Reflect on all the good that has transpired this year. Be grateful.
However, we know that most of you consumer whores are going to be thoroughly disappointed in any gifts you’re given, so here’s a little something from us to you. Please enjoy a download of A Fleshpatty Christmas by Corned Beef Grindwich. It’s violent, deranged, and filthy, just like you. It’s the perfect gift and you know it. No need to thank us. We do this because we love you.
However, since it is better to give than to receive, share with us your best holiday horrors in the comments below.
Once again, happy holidays from the Toilet ov Hell.