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Bump n’ Grind, Vol. V: Mr. W. Goes to Washington
Friends. Comrades. Countrymen. Tomorrow I make my triumphant return to Washington, D.C. No, I’m not returning to claim my rightful ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: What’s the perfect song length?
Greetings, toileteers! It’s been a minute since I wrote a Think Tank post. Much has transpired in the previous weeks, ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: Should metal bands still make music videos?
Take yourself on a mental trip with me. What was the last metal video that you actually sought out and ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: What is the best metal/non-metal collaboration?
The other day, my good pal Leif Bearikson and I were splitting a picnic basket he had swiped from some ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: What is your favorite monster, and what metal does it ...
All Hallow’s Eve is upon us. Last week we celebrated the most diabolical of seasons with a soundtrack fit to ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: What makes metal music scary?
Greetings, sewer urchins. The most unholy of all seasons is upon us! It’s that time of the year when Americans ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: Call and Response?
Did you miss me last week? I apologize for the absence of a Think Tank post, but after working tirelessly ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: Can these blackened hearts break free?
It’s a little after 8:00 pm here in Middle America. I’m sitting in a hotel room after an entire day ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: What is the next ideological frontier?
As citizens of the United States of the Toilet, you are all likely aware that leading this free bowl requires ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: Who could salvage a terrible album?
Last week I stepped out from behind the desk in my oval office, took off my television make-up, turned off ...
