QUIZ: Which CHAOS GOD/POP STAR should you worship?
Tired of your humdrum existence? Take this handy interactive quiz and find out which Chaos God/Pop Star pairing you should give your life to!
Our traditional institutions have failed. Politicians don’t represent you. The police won’t protect you. Your family can’t pull you from the brink of your precarious existence because they too stand on a shaky platform above a chasm of utter ruin. The time has come to choose the hand that guides you to hell.
As an American, it’s essential that you swear fealty to a pop star and protect her above all else. But which eternal and malevolent Chaos God goes best with your choice? This handy quiz will help you find the pairing that best fits your personality. Tag your friends and share your results with them!