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Recommendations Ov Hell: Jimmy McNulty vs Boss the Ross
In which falsetto screams and “UGH!”s battle both weedles AND deedles. -
Shadow Kingdom Roundup: Excuse And Weird Light
In the kingdom of shadows, the only god is the riff. -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Bowl: 07/28/2016
Once again for your grazing pleasure, it’s your weekly dose of mini reviews. Sink your fangs into Wired Anxiety, Feign, Infant ... -
Mini-Reviews From Around The Bowl: 06/23/2016
The smallest breakfast continues. Just, you know, without the food. This week on the menu: While Sun Ends, Nuke, Gjendød, Countless ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 04-28-16
Get ’em while they’re small! Today we review Maleficence, Aborted, Tusmørke, Path of Destiny, Nokturnal Mortum, King Goat, American Head Charge, Begrime Exemious, ... -
The Monday Press: Alcest, Meshuggah, Psalm Zero, and More!
Fresh from the streets after begging passersby for extra weekend minutes, I am here to deliver The Monday Press. Hopefully ... -
Record Store Day 2016: Every Punk & Metal Release
RankedDANKEDYour guide to every punk and metal release for Record Store Day 2016. -
Washington Think Tank: What 5 Albums Would You Use to Evangelize a Normie?
Scene: You’re at your favorite dive bar in town on a Thursday, drinking alone because you’re a strong, independent metalhead. ... -
Neat! If You Slow Down Alvin & The Chipmunks It Sounds like Candlemass
FFO: Chipmunks, Chop & Screw, Summoning Lucifer.
