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This Toilet Tuesday (1/13/26)
O Sentient Shidder, O Unblessed Bowl, retreat thy rimfrost that my own rim shalt be given succor. This week, we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/6/26)
O Bellwether Bowl, O Herald ov Hemorrhoids, may our visitations be regular and productive in the year of our Latrine, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/30/25)
O Final Fecality, O Yultide Urinal, we send off 2K25 with a splash in the Bowl. Yes, it’s another tiny ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/23/25)
On the 666th Day ov TovHmas, my trve hate gave to me The shortest TTT you’ve ever seen Abyssarium – ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/16/25)
O Chaplain ov Constipation, O Unholy See(t), Thy waters grow shallow, with few bergy bits to cling to. This week, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/2/25)
O Seat ov Satan, O Perch ov Pandemonium, let not the waters ov Thy Bowl turneth to icy crystals upon ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/18/25)
O Guano Guardian, O Bastion ov Brown Town, flip Thy lid that we might worship in Thy porcelain arms. This ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/11/25)
O Urinal ov Yearning, O Capricious Crapper, Thy flock doth rain tribute upon Ye betwixt each meal. This week, we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/3/25)
O Cane ov Support, O Branch ov Ambulation, bless us with the gift ov yonder blurb! This week, we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/28/25)
O Pallid Porcelain, O Odorous Onus, waft Thy gifts to nostrils near and fart. This week, we’ve got thorny devils, ...









