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This Toilet Tuesday (6/11/24)
O Seat ov Support, O Haven ov Hemmorhoids, cup our cans in your alabaster arms. This week we’ve got swamps ... -
This Toilet TuWednesday (5/29/24)
O Titan of #2, O feculent figurehead, waste not of the waste we’ve woven. This week we’ve got vocab-expanding slam, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (5/21/24)
O musty master, O malodorous monarch, drink deep of the detritus of life. This week we’ve got weaponized weather, Grand ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (5/14/24)
O ubiquitous urinal, O dung-filled deity, your power is matched only by your stench. This week we’ve got Boromir-core (RIP), ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (5/7/24)
You shit yourself unexpectedly/O Great Porcelain One/yada yada fuck you it’s Tuesday. You’re not here for me to pontificate; you’re ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (4/30/24)
O Most Flushing One, It Which Feeds ov Filth, today we plunge for you. This week we’ve got Ben Squared, ... -
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This Toilet Tuesday (4/9/24)
O undyed urinal, O palest privy, pare the pollution from our derrieres. This week we’ve got gator grooves, abysmal portmanteaus, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (4/2/24)
O cloggéd can, O bone-white throne, through thick and thin (stools) thy cradling rim doth support us. This week we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/19/24)
Our good boy Roldy is fighting a vicious case of cloaca inflammation this week, so it falls to me once ...
