5/7 Is International Gorguts Day! (Starting Now.)

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231 Naughty Tips to Skronk Up Your Love Life! (You won’t believe #804 — 1066!!)

 

How Should You Celebrate 5/7???

Tip #1: Breakfast

 

What Do the Most Famous Fans of Gorguts Have to Say About

INTERNATIONAL GORGUTS DAY?!

Let’s Ask Meg Mucklebones!!

WHAT IS LIKELY TO BE

YOUR CHILD’S LEAST FAVORITE

INTERNATIONAL GORGUTS DAY TREAT??? 🙁

 

How Can You Satisfy

Your Special Man and/or Lady

In the Bedroom

on 5/7??

 

How Can You

Free Yourself

from The Yoke

Of Your

Student Loan Debt

On This Holiest of Holy Days?

 

How Does the All Powerful

Tits-Freudenthal Magic Square

Rate The New

International Gorguts Day?…?

~ Five Out ov Seven Creepy Floating 5/7 Guys ~

 

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