Wiegedood – De Doden Hebben Het Goed III: A Video Breakdown (NSFW)
Wiener done good.
People seem to be pretty hyped for Belgian black metallers Wiegedood. If you’re late to the game like me, then what better place to start then with a brand-new music video? Well…only if you’re 18+. There’s a bit of nudity in this video and when I say “a bit” I mean “about 10 minutes’ worth”. You probably shouldn’t watch at work, but I’m not your boss, do whatever you want.
0:00 – 0:30: Enjoy the nothingness while we still have it.
0:53: Oooh, a brick wall! Fancy!
1:13: Medieval Times has really changed since I was a kid.
1:24: That’s not how you make S’mores.
2:05: *record scratch* “You’re probably wondering how I got here.”
3:32: Who ordered the toasted buns?
4:14: Okay, that’s actually pretty cool.
4:53: The shadows dancing, I mean. Not the wienie roasting.
5:40: I’m just patiently waiting for “Directed by E. Elias Merhige” to flash across the screen.
6:37: If they really wanted to be cruel, they should’ve given him Viagra right before stringing him up.
7:51: “How was your day?” “Oh, just kinda hung around for a while.”
8:35: So many “hot, roasted nuts” jokes on the set that day.
9:19: Someone should take a bunch of pop songs and dub them over this video.
10:27: Do you think this video goes on his IMDB page?
11:05: This has to qualify him for a Screen Actor’s Guild card.
11:56: And that young man, whose balls were scorched by a camp fire, grew up to be Florida Governor Rick Scott.
Wiegedood’s album De Doden Hebben Het Goed III is out on April 20th via Century Media Records.
