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Five Metal Moments that were Bad and Not Good
All real metal heads agree that these METAL moments were totally NOT metal, which is to say not good! -
Open Swim: Corpse-Paint Cat Hates Flutes, Owner, Life
It’s Monday afternoon and my soul is already destroyed. Let’s just watch cat videos. -
Is It Wrong to Be a Snob? Yes. Yes It Is.
Want to wow friends and acquaintances with your encyclopedic knowledge and artfully formed opinions? Read this instead. -
The Best Band in the United States is Sylvia
The people have spoken, and they declared Sylvia to be the best unsigned band in the United States. -
Flush it Friday: For Metalheads Who Cannot Afford Therapy
Welcome back to Friday afternoon, the sweetest moment of each and every week. Let’s ride it out to Beer Thirty together. -
I saw Van Halen on a Tinder date and it went about as well as ...
In which one poor idea becomes two. -
The Visit – Through Darkness Into Light: A Review by Stanley
A very special guest review by our pal Stanley. -
YOU Choose the Best Unsigned Band in the U.S.: The CHAMPIONSHIP
Today you are tasked with choosing the best unsigned band in the United States. Don’t fuck it up. -
Let’s all listen to Deafheaven’s new record New Bermuda
Welcome to Thursday morning. One of the most talked-about metal records of the year is here for your listening pleasure.
