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Guacamole Jim

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Guacamole Jim is NOT related to Earthworm Jim, though sometimes he claims he is in order to pick up ladies.

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    In Review: Our 2014 Albums of the Year

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  • 9
    Oct

    Flush it Friday: The Competition Edition

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    By Guacamole Jim
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    Greetings, flushers, and HAIL, WARRIORS. Welcome to the first ever edition of FLUSH IT FRIDAY: SHOWDOWN, in which two Toilet authors ...
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  • 12
    Aug

    7 Signs You Have Listened To Music

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    Brought to you by Buttzfeed Music.
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  • 7
    Aug

    Flush it Friday: Politics, Beer, and Other Things Everyone Agrees About

    Open Swim
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    Salutations, fellow flushers. Come one, come all, and join me in our weekly tradition: Flush it Friday. The day of ...
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  • 22
    Jul

    A Taxonomy of Music Snobs

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    By Guacamole Jim
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    Music snobs. We all know ’em; we all hate ’em. There are few things more annoying than talking about a ...
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  • 9
    Jul

    INTERVALS Lose Guitarist, Drummer (and Can They Continue?)

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    By Guacamole Jim
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    I happened upon Intervals‘ Wikipedia page, investigating a comment I saw on YouTube discussing the departure of singer Mike Semestry ...
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  • 26
    Jun

    Flush it Friday: My Junk

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    G’day, chums. Welcome back. Yes, if you were wondering. That is me on top of a metal bull, very drunk, ...
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  • 28
    May

    WHY QUENTIN TARANTINO SUCKS ACCORDING TO SCIENCE (or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and ...

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    By Guacamole Jim
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    Prepare your posterior for a pummeling. Brace your behind for a bruise. Fortify your fanny for the fury. Ready your ...
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  • 20
    May

    In Memoriam: Edmonton’s PORTAL

    Band Submissions, Metal, Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
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    There is a specific feeling which arises in a person when they learn something they love is gone, be it ...
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  • 6
    May

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    Back in August 2014 we asked you to help us find the best unsigned bands in America. After listening to literally ...
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