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Guacamole Jim

Guacamole Jim

Guacamole Jim is NOT related to Earthworm Jim, though sometimes he claims he is in order to pick up ladies.

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    Apr

    Flush It Friday: The Ballad(s) of Guacamole’s Ass

    Open Swim
    By Guacamole Jim
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    [Editor’s Note: What in the fuck.] You’ve been warned. http://media.blubrry.com/toiletovhell/p/www.toiletovhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Guacamoles-Butt.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Android | RSS
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  • 9
    Apr

    Guacamole-Finally-Writes-About-Metal Thursday

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    By Guacamole Jim
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    Yes, fair sistren and brethren. Your eyes do not deceive. Tis I, Guacamole Jim (aka Glock Jim, aka Your Friendly ...
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  • 7
    Apr

    The Best Band in New Jersey is Black Table

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    By Guacamole Jim
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    Back in August we asked you to help us find the best unsigned bands in America. After listening to hundreds of ...
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  • 26
    Mar

    Don’t Miss This! Vol. X: The Guacamole Rap Edition

    Band Submissions, Listmania, Not Metal, Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
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    225
    It’s been a little while since we’ve run a Don’t Miss This. It’s been even longer since I’ve run one ...
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  • 19
    Mar

    The Strength of Balance: Steven Wilson’s Hand. Cannot. Erase.

    Not Metal, Opinion, Reviews, Uncategorized
    By Guacamole Jim
    3498
    218
    How long does it take a musician to find their sound? For some, this process lasts years and spans countless ...
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  • 2
    Mar

    Cooking for Metalheads, Vol. 2: From Fear Through the Eyes of Lolbuttz

    Cooking
    By Guacamole Jim
    4233
    183
    This Young Chip Dip Checked His Facebook When He Got Home. You’ll Never Guess What Happened Next!
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  • 30
    Jan

    Flush It Friday: Criminal Records

    Open Swim
    By Guacamole Jim
    3763
    352
    Howdy there, flushers. Guacamole Jim here; ready, willing, and bent over to give you a succulent dose of chip dip ...
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  • 28
    Jan

    Sad Sad Movie: A Reflection on the Music of Kevin Moore

    Not Metal, Opinion, Uncategorized
    By Guacamole Jim
    3662
    152
    Melancholy (NOUN) — A feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause: ‘an air of melancholy surrounded him’ ‘he ...
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  • 20
    Jan

    FUCK YOU, SUCKER: The Definitive Review

    Not Metal, Reviews
    By Guacamole Jim
    4841
    477
    Fuck you, Anthony Fantano. You know you’re wrong. You know it.
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  • 8
    Jan

    Transhumanism and Musical Evolution (A Music as a System Companion)

    Not Metal, Opinion
    By Guacamole Jim
    4134
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    This article is intended as a companion piece to W.’s most recent Music as a System article, and should be read ...
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