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    Why yes, there is more Dutch Black Metal, thanks for asking

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    Ever think about how people go to the Netherlands to get high? Bruh.
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    Haeresis Noviomagi Pt 3: Iskandr – Euprosopon & Gelderse Poort

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    ‘Tis not the season, admittedly.
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    Deerest Skulls: Svalbard and Lord Almighty

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    There’s something about sadness.
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    Have you seen these bands?

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    I miss them dearly.
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