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Jay Alan Goodwin

Jay Alan Goodwin

Jay Alan Goodwin flushes Hot Topic posers by day and gets banned from chatrooms by night. JAG is not a troll; JAG is a comment board journalist. As a true poet JAG strongly resents sucka MCs and their wack rhymes. He spends his considerable free-time banishing punks from his lawn.

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    JAG’s Albums of the Year (30 Years Ago)

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    1985 wasn’t THAT bad.
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  • 23
    Nov

    Reviewed: Danzig – Skeletons

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    I’m just going to get this out of the way first: I’ve paid little attention to Danzig’s output since the ...
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    May

    Review: Faith No More – Sol Invictus

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    As a longtime fan of Faith No More (think before Epic became the fluke-hit of 1990) I can’t tell you ...
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    JAG’s Albums of the Year (30 Years Ago)

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    1984 was a great year for heavy metal and rock music in general. I’m come here, from thirty years in ...
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  • 17
    Dec

    Review: Nightingale’s “Retribution”

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    After having spent some time with Nightingale’s latest effort Retribution I can not even begin to express my disappointment…disappointment in ...
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  • 15
    Oct

    Dan Swanö Returns with Nightingale “Retribution”

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    By Jay Alan Goodwin
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    …and it’s about freaking time. The follow-up to Nightingale’s mindblowingly-awesome 2007-release White Darkness is already available in the EU via the ...
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  • 25
    Sep

    Unisonic – “Light of Dawn” Review

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    The History: The roots of Unisonic go back to 1987 or so; a time when Helloween was a relatively new yet mighty force ...
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  • 24
    Jul

    Can’t Flush This! – Essential Records from the Late 80s & Early 90s

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    Skid Row – Slave to the Grind (1991) From the first time I heard “Youth Gone Wild” in the spring ...
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