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Lacertilian

Lacertilian

Basking in the radiant heat of Terra australis for millennia has instilled a rage within this reptile that cannot be quelled by conventional means, he requires metal to maintain sanity. Also, some suncream wouldn't go astray.

  • 15
    Oct

    Free Metal Detector: Taxi Driver Records Sampler

    Metal, Reviews
    By Lacertilian
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    It’s been a while since one of these was posted; thankfully, this lizard is looking out for you cheapskate bastards. ...
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  • 13
    Oct

    Review: Mesarthim – Isolate

    Metal, Opinion, Reviews
    By Lacertilian
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    After going through my album history from earlier this year to commence a sort of sketchy end-of-year recap, I came across ...
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  • 2
    Oct

    The Mixing Bowl: Cajun-spiced Pork

    Cooking
    By Lacertilian
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    As you Northernites head into the colder months, the time to eat feasts that would appease the hunger of a ...
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  • 1
    Oct

    Review: Dumbsaint – Panorama, in ten pieces.

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    By Lacertilian
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    “‘Panorama, in ten pieces.’ is a suburban horror that tells the story of a residential street in darkness. Populated by ...
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  • 25
    Sep

    What’s Going Down Under: Part 3

    New Stuff, Not Metal
    By Lacertilian
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    So you’re all up to date on the recent influx of great Australian metal that’s been featured on the bowl ...
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  • 20
    Sep

    Sunday Sesh: Seasons In The Abyss (Autumn)

    Metal, Not Metal, Open Swim, Opinion
    By Lacertilian
    5042
    195
    As the seasons change, so can our tastes. The shift from the extreme seasons into their moderate counterparts brings about some ...
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  • 18
    Sep

    Double Review: Sequestered Keep

    Metal, Nerd Shit, Not Metal, Reviews
    By Lacertilian
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    Two reviews in one post? You’d better believe it! 
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  • 11
    Sep

    Interview: Art As Catharsis Records

    Interviews, Metal, Not Metal
    By Lacertilian
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    77
    A couple of weeks ago Serious Beak dropped the first single (check it out here) from their long awaited follow-up ...
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  • 8
    Sep

    Review: Gloam – Hex Of Nine Heads

    Metal, Opinion, Reviews
    By Lacertilian
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    Released on July 25th this year, the debut album Hex Of Nine Heads from Santa Cruz black metal band Gloam is ...
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  • 6
    Sep

    Your Nine-Steps Of Musical Progression

    Metal, Not Metal, Open Swim, Opinion
    By Lacertilian
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    359
    After the recent news that Earache are involved in litigation with Decapitated and have removed all of the band’s classic ...
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