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Lord of Bork

Lord of Bork

The Lord of Bork may not agree with what you say, but he'll defend to the death his right to make fun of you for it. If you've got time to waste, you can follow me on Twitter at @El_borko

  • 12
    Apr

    Video Premiere: VHS – Are You Afraid of Dragons?

    Metal, New Stuff, Premiere
    By Lord of Bork
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    The phone dings. The screen lights up. What’s this? A promo? My eyes scan the email until the letters VHS ...
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  • 29
    Oct

    Album Premiere: VHS – Deep Gashes and Long Lashes

    Metal, New Stuff, Premiere
    By Lord of Bork
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    If you’ve been around the Bowl for a few years, VHS should need no introduction. These Canadian fellas have graced ...
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  • 21
    Oct

    Review: Exhumed – To the Dead

    Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Lord of Bork
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    0
    Like Mr. Morrison said, it’s the Return of the Bork. I’m back from the dead with an inbox bursting with ...
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  • 8
    Mar

    Heavy, Dark, Fierce, and Beautiful: An Interview with Konvent

    Interviews, Metal, New Stuff
    By Lord of Bork
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    I’m no stranger to Konvent, and if you’re an admirer of doomed atmospherics you shouldn’t be either. The Danish quartet ...
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  • 6
    Dec

    Review: VHS – I Heard They Suck…Blood

    Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Lord of Bork
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    0
    Despite the genre being inherently silly, it’s all too rare that you encounter a metal band willing to take the ...
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  • 16
    Apr

    Choose Your Own Review: Cannibal Corpse – Violence Unimagined

    Lolbuttz, Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Lord of Bork
    1410
    0
    It’s a day of the week ending in y, which means Cannibal Corpse is still [playing their inspiring and consistent ...
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  • 4
    Feb

    Gimme Something to Read – Tales from Nantucket by Pete Inc.

    Lolbuttz, Not Metal, Reviews
    By Lord of Bork
    1203
    0
    Ah, high literary culture. Who doesn’t love it? The crisp smell of leatherbound books, the soft creak of an uncracked ...
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  • 3
    Dec

    VHS Go Interstellar with Gore From Beyond the Stars

    Metal, Reviews
    By Lord of Bork
    1499
    0
    I’ve always had a sincere admiration for artists who own exactly what they’re doing, unclouded by layers of irony or ...
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  • 25
    Sep

    Metal Health: Bang Your (Bobble)Head

    Lolbuttz, Metal, Opinion
    By Lord of Bork
    1388
    0
    For the enterprising metalhead, there are plenty of ways to prove that you love your music more than practical concerns ...
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  • 4
    Sep

    Premiere: VHS – “Sealed with a Kiss”

    Metal, Premiere
    By Lord of Bork
    1414
    0
    It brings me great pleasure to announce that VHS still fucking rule.
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