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Lord of Bork

Lord of Bork

The Lord of Bork may not agree with what you say, but he'll defend to the death his right to make fun of you for it. If you've got time to waste, you can follow me on Twitter at @El_borko

  • 8
    Mar

    Heavy, Dark, Fierce, and Beautiful: An Interview with Konvent

    Interviews, Metal, New Stuff
    By Lord of Bork
    198
    0
    I’m no stranger to Konvent, and if you’re an admirer of doomed atmospherics you shouldn’t be either. The Danish quartet ...
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  • 6
    Dec

    Review: VHS – I Heard They Suck…Blood

    Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Lord of Bork
    256
    0
    Despite the genre being inherently silly, it’s all too rare that you encounter a metal band willing to take the ...
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  • 16
    Apr

    Choose Your Own Review: Cannibal Corpse – Violence Unimagined

    Lolbuttz, Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Lord of Bork
    706
    0
    It’s a day of the week ending in y, which means Cannibal Corpse is still [playing their inspiring and consistent ...
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  • 4
    Feb

    Gimme Something to Read – Tales from Nantucket by Pete Inc.

    Lolbuttz, Not Metal, Reviews
    By Lord of Bork
    611
    0
    Ah, high literary culture. Who doesn’t love it? The crisp smell of leatherbound books, the soft creak of an uncracked ...
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  • 3
    Dec

    VHS Go Interstellar with Gore From Beyond the Stars

    Metal, Reviews
    By Lord of Bork
    833
    0
    I’ve always had a sincere admiration for artists who own exactly what they’re doing, unclouded by layers of irony or ...
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  • 25
    Sep

    Metal Health: Bang Your (Bobble)Head

    Lolbuttz, Metal, Opinion
    By Lord of Bork
    734
    0
    For the enterprising metalhead, there are plenty of ways to prove that you love your music more than practical concerns ...
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  • 4
    Sep

    Premiere: VHS – “Sealed with a Kiss”

    Metal, Premiere
    By Lord of Bork
    786
    0
    It brings me great pleasure to announce that VHS still fucking rule.
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  • 8
    Jun

    Ulthar are Back in the Eldritch Abomination Game with Providence

    Metal, Reviews
    By Lord of Bork
    1026
    0
    Let me start with the following: H.P. Lovecraft blows. I cannot emphasize this enough.
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  • 3
    Jun

    100% Support – Bork’s Revenge

    Metal
    By Lord of Bork
    759
    0
    100100On June 5th, Bandcamp will once again waive their percentage of proceeds, so that 100% of the money goes directly ...
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  • 29
    Apr

    100% Support: Bork’s Recommendations

    Metal
    By Lord of Bork
    948
    0
    On May 1st, Bandcamp will once again waive their percentage of proceeds, so that 100% of the money goes directly ...
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