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Rolderathis

Rolderathis

Rolderathis is a human who is not an owl. He enjoys speculative fiction, dark ales and making puns.

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    Track Premiere: Nuclear Tomb – “Terror Labyrinthian”

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    Amid a sea of glass, scavengers pick through the bones of a fallen skyscraper. Tortured steel and sand surround them; ...
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  • 20
    Feb

    This Toilet Tuesday (2/20/24)

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    By Rolderathis
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    O Bidetzebub, O heated seat ov Hell, warm our derrieres from the depths of your demonic domain. This week we’ve ...
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  • 13
    Feb

    This Toilet Tuesday (2/13/24)

    Metal, New Stuff, Not Metal, Open Swim, This Toilet Tuesday
    By Rolderathis
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    O septic savior, O drain most profane, may thy maw remain uncloggéd. This week we’ve got volcano-core, Bubonic backers, and ...
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  • 6
    Feb

    This Toilet Tuesday (2/6/24)

    Metal, New Stuff, Not Metal, Open Swim, This Toilet Tuesday
    By Rolderathis
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    O Carcosan crapper, O swirling sultan ov the abyss, thy waters transport our refuse, cleansing the world of righteousness. This ...
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  • 30
    Jan

    This Toilet Tuesday (1/30/24)

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    By Rolderathis
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    O great dookie decanter, O lowest lavatory, we bask in the glow of thy pallid perfection. This week we’ve got ...
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  • 23
    Jan

    This Toilet Tuesday (1/23/24)

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    By Rolderathis
    1673
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    O lustrous loo, o shining shidder ov Styx, gather within your yawning maw the offal ov a species most awful. ...
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  • 17
    Jan

    Track Premiere: Wounds – “Birth of a New Light”

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    By Rolderathis
    1515
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    Astronomers the world over were puzzled by the sudden appearance of a fourth star in Orion’s Belt. As their instruments ...
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  • 16
    Jan

    This Toilet Tuesday (1/16/24)

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    By Rolderathis
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    O regal receptacle, o bone-white throne, rid mine abode of the funk of filth. This week we’ve got undead Mustela metal, ...
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  • 9
    Jan

    This Toilet Tuesday (1/9/24)

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    Now that everyone has heard each metal album released in ’23, we’re right back to swabbing the M-A septic tank ...
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  • 19
    Dec

    This Toilet Tuesday (12/19/23)

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    By Rolderathis
    1686
    0
    O ceramic-seated one, O reservoir of release, where hast thy water gone? The year rapidly swirls down thy hungry mouth. ...
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