This Toilet Thuesday (7/11/24)


O wrathful WC, O tempestuous toilet, deliver us from the clogging nemesis that is WordPress. This week we’ve got mssng vwls, respiratory illness, and unhappy gums. The seepage below is of scant volume, but where there’s a swill, there’s a way. I trust you’ll find something worth your time in the puddle.

Thirteen Goats – Capricorn Rising (Exitus Stratagem Records) [Death / Groove Metal]

I thought the mention of goats and/or ungulate revenge fantasies in metal had all been played out. I was wrong. Thirteen Goats’ sophomore LP, Capricorn Rising, is a self-proclaimed “extreme metal rock opera” that tells a tale of hooved vengeance from beyond through the medium of groovy death metal. The vocals in the two preview tracks range from a hardcore bark reminiscent of Neck of the Woods to a layered clean style that adds an epic flair as the herds descend. Through random chance, I scrolled on bandcamp and found that the punchy production stems from none other than Vancouver king, Matt Roach. Maybe this was part of the prophecy of the Cloven Ones after all. -Roldy

Abhorrent Execration – Vengeance Unfolds (Independent) [Death]

Against Evil – Give ‘Em Hell (Doc Gator Records) [Thrash / Heavy Metal]

Aldheorte – Where Gods Have Eyes to See (Independent) [Black]

Atvm/Diskord – Bipolarities (Transcending Obscurity Records) [Prog Death]

Axxis – Coming Home (Phonotraxx Publishing) [Heavy Metal / Rock]

Black Capricorn – Sacrifice Darkness and .​.​. Fire (Independent) [Stoner Doom]

Blizaro – Chapter None (Independent) [Heavy Metal / Prog Rock]

Centregaze – Xeno (Silvershores Records) [Prog Metal]

Cranial Disorder – Congenital Depravity (Lethal Scissor Records) [Brutal Death]

Crown of Anguish – Stalker at the Midian Gate (Brutal Cave Productions) [Death]

Deface the Traitor – Reign (Independent) [Death / Deathcore]

Disloyal – Divine Miasmata (Black Lion Records) [Death]

Eremit – Rise of the Ruan~angh (Drei Gleichen) [Doom / Sludge]

Evil Dungeon Crawler – In Praise of Envus (Independent) [Black]

Ghül – Minas Morgul (Independent) [Black]

Gingivectomy – Screams of Nestleros (Independent) [Brutal Death / Deathcore]

Gorgonchrist – And Justice for Balls (Independent) [Black / Crust Punk / Industrial]

Inferia – Ass Appeal Madness (Great Dane Records) [Deathgrind]

Jegulja – Anguilla Guerrilla (God bless this mess) [Instrumental Groove Metal]

Labyrinth – Unforeseen Consequences (Independent) [Thrash]

Legions of the Night – Darkness (Pride & Joy Music) [Prog/Power]

Leivato – Illusory Nocturnal Captivity (Independent) [Death]

Lwstndrds – Songs of Atrocity (Nerve Altar) [Deathgrind]

Mages Terror – Damnation’s Sight (Invictus Productions) [Blackthrash]

Mithrandir – Latla​ú​s (Independent) [Black / Dungeon Synth]

Mothman and the Thunderbirds – Portal Hopper (Independent) [Stoner Doom / Sludge]

Munitions – Remote Death (Independent) [Melodeath]

Obscene – Agony & Wounds (Nameless Grave Records) [Death]

Ortha – В​о​з​в​р​а​щ​е​н​и​е (Independent) [Meloblack / Folk Metal]

Pestilent Death – Pathways to Infinite Malignity (Rotted Life Records) [Death]

Raziel’s Tree – Dream Slit (Independent) [Sludge / Stoner Metal]

Sars – Nothing Hurts Quite Like Life (Time to Kill Records) [Hardcore / Death]

Scarcity – The Promise of Rain (The Flenser) [Experimental Black

Sick/Tired – Whip Hand Paranoia (Nerve Altar) [Grindcore]

Spiral Grave – Ill Respute (Argonauta Records) [Sludge / Doom]

Totengott – Beyond the Veil (Hammerheart Records) [Blackthrash / Doom]

Turbo – Broke & Ugly (Independent) [Heavy Metal / Punk]

Vanessa Funke – Void (Independent) [Melodeath / Gothic Metal]

Vanhelgd – Atropos Doctrina (Dark Descent Records) [Blackened Death]

Voice – Holy or Damned (Massacre Records) [Power]

Vuur & Zijde – Boezem (Prophecy Productions) [Blackgaze]

Wallop – Hell on Wheels (MDD Records) [Heavy Metal / Hard Rock]

Werewolves – Die for Us (Independent) [Blackened Death]

When the Trumpet Blows – Mind and Soul (Christian Metal Underground Records) [Deathgrind]

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