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This Toilet Tuesday (11/14/2023)
O Plungéd One, swaddle us in swirlies. May thine lid remain untainted, though faulty flesh presses upon thee. This week ... -
Flush it Friday: Long Weekend Scaries
I’ve spent most of today doing new hire onboarding for a new job I’m starting on Monday; I want nothing ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/7/23)
O shining seat of ease, sanctifier of stools, bless our bottoms with your benevolence. This week we’ve got dragon tech, ... -
Flush it Friday: Trying On Wrinkles
Sometimes, my sore, sore knuckles need a break from all the trog death. In these rare cases, I’ll reach for ... -
This Toilet Terrorsday (10/31/23)
You wake in the witching hour, stumbling through dark corridors to the bathroom; speed is of the essence as the ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/24/23)
O Bemis above, crapper in the clouds, bless us this day with b-hole benevolence. This week we’ve got geriatic goth, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/17/23)
O great ceramic seat below, thou who hungers for plungers, assuage our sins that we might proceed without blockage. This ... -
This Toilet Whateverday (10/12/23)
O soiled savior, summon mine sewage, for the WC indeed is willing, but the sphincter is weak. This time around ... -
Track Premiere: Convocation – “Graveless Yet Dead”
Vines grow amongst the dilapidated pews, snarled into clumps vaguely humanoid in shape. The church had fallen into disrepair in ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/3/23)
O porcelain perch, cup mine can with thy curvéd countenance. Absolve our blockages, that we might live free of discomfort. ...
